Saturday

मशरूफ यार

 
वो मस्ती भरे पल
वो दोस्ती वो यारी
आज भी खामोश वीरान
जिंदगी में खुशी के फूल
खिला जाती है |
 
कल तक  'हमेशा  साथ रहेंगे '
की कसमें  खाते थे
आज 'फिर मिलेंगे 'का झूठा वादा 
दोहराते  है |


ऑफिस  की दीवार पर 
टंगी  ये घड़ी  आज भी
खीच  ले जाती  है मुझे
अतीत की गहराईयों में |


जहाँ क्लास  ख़तम  होने   का
रहता  था  बेसब्री  से  इन्तेजार
लॉन में सजी महफ़िल में

गपशप  की अटेंडेंस लगानी होती थी|

पर आज कोई जल्दी नहीं है 
नहीं हे जल्दी रूम पर जल्दी पहुचने की
नहीं हे कोई दोस्त इन्तेजार में खड़ा
नहीं हो रहा हे लेट नेक्स्ट शो  के लिए|

वक़्त ही वक़्त है
बस काटने के लिए कोई
नटखट वजह नहीं है|


तब  एक  मिस्ड  कॉल भी
काफी था अपनी लोकेशन
बताने के लिए
पर आज एस.टी.डी की लम्बी बात 

 के बाद भी नहीं लगता वो फ़साना |

दूर निकल गए सब यार
प्रमोशन के पीछे भागते -भागते
आज नहीं छेड़ता  कोई 'तेरी भाभी है'
कहकर हँसी  के गुलगुले |


वक़्त कहा  है यार
इतनी  मीटिंग  इतने प्रोजेक्ट्स
बस हर बार का यही बहाना |


आज भी तरस जाती है ये आंखे
उन शैतान आँखों के इशारे समझने के लिए
लेकिन वो आंखे मशगुल है
प्रेजेंटेशन बनाने मे |


कभी इसी  चौराहे पर
सब साथ खड़े होकर
लड़ते थे किस रस्ते का आज रुख करेंगे
आज वही चौराहा सुनसान
पड़ा है हमारी अठखेलियों की खोई आवाज मे |


'मेरी दोस्ती  मेरा प्यार' के बोल
बन गए थे कभी जीने  का मकसद 
आज वही बोल  बेगाने  लगते  है |


तुम कितने मशरूफ हो गए
अपनी हाई-फाई  लाइफस्टाइल मे
की शर्म आती है तुम्हे आज
ऐसे मिडिल क्लास के दोस्त होने पे |


धुंधली यादों के टोकरे मे
आज भी तुम्हारा झुनझुना
बहुत सँभाल कर रखा हें मेने
कभी दिल करे बच्चा बनकर फिर से खेलने का
तो बेख़ौफ़ चले आना मेरे गलियारे में
ले चलेंगे तुम्हे वापिस तुम्हारे इनोसेंट गोल्डन ऐरा में |



Hioy'oy Hoi Polloi
JJJ

Housing the Gene of Happiness

             "I'm born happy. No one can snatch away this indigenous gift from me."
Say these words aloud again and again and each time you say associate yourself more and more with the eternal feeling of happiness and realize that Yes!! you are authorized to live happy just like all other happy fellas.
 
Well!!! it's easy to say but hard to do. But then nothing exists on this earth which is beyond your potential. Just as you breathe sometimes deliberately while often unintentionally. The same way start taking a daily dose of Happiness and house it in the deepest of you. So that you can transfer it to your next generations too. Develop a happy gene, treasure it and pass it to your generation. You will be eventually called as HAPPY PEOPLE, the most sought after tag which most of the people take years, sometimes even the whole of their life to earn. Some are titled Happy while some die Unhappy.
 
You must have seen people who are happy always irrespective of the circumstances. Damn! the only thing which makes you feel up and down. They dont bother about situations- whether they are endowed with prosperity or poverty, whether they are materially successful or not, whether they have a family or not, whether they are being loved or not, whether they are healthy or ailing. They just know that they are born happy.
 
These iffy circumstances just cant take them off from their Happy path. Have you ever given a thought ? What is the secret to their Happiness??
 
Everyone chases happiness in some forms- some see happiness in money, some find it in attaining their goal, some find it in satisfying the family needs, some feel it in their better halves.
Stop chasing happiness. Rather carry this Happy gene within you and let Happiness chase you.

 
I'm no sage to preach you fellas. You all are more insightful than me. But sometimes we get carried away by damn! circumstances and we forget that we are born happy. Here's a little of my ponder-pool which I realized and now I can say I'm dominated by Happy gene. ( May be someday I too get suppressed by the nasty unhappy gene but I'm pretty sure I'll turn back a few pages and kick out the unhappy gene.)

Here goes my two cents.

Each one of us ride the MOOD-swing. Sometimes too high in the air of exuberance and sometimes too low in the dust of melancholy. Dear! hold this swing and enjoy smoothly. Don't let it run butterflies in your stomach. Ride gracefully, dominate this MOOD-swing and you decide where you have to take the swing. Don't allow the swing to take you wherever it wishes. Once you get hold of the Mood-swing, nothing in this world can drive you unhappy.

 Now there must be a question arising HOW?? So here comes the answer.

 Stop attaching yourself personally with everything going around you. Don't take it as, ' why life ditches me everytime?' Oh! cummon! Open your eyes dear! There was someone who faced the same problem before you. There was someone who lost the job, there was someone who was dumped by his love, there was someone who was slapped by his manager, there was someone who was assaulted by the in-laws, there was someone who flunked the exam, there was someone who was denied the business deal, there was someone who was wronged, there was someone who was looted, there was someone who met an accident, there was someone who lost his parents, there was someone who suffered the lethal disease. ( I had already mentioned here how people get carried away by unhappy gene for some trivial issues.)
 
You are not Adam or Eve, the first-born on this earth left to face all the troubles. Billions, trillions have lived before you, faced the challenges before you and emerged as winners before you. You are facing nothing new. It's often a relief to know someone who is caught up in the same situation as we are in. So take a deep breath dear! Everyone is offered his share of problems and so are you. You have to deal with them either with smile on your lips or tears in your eyes. When it is destined you have to pass through the agony- trench then why not to walk happily?? Choice is yours my dear!!!

 Nothing on this earth is permanent. So stop brooding over your current Unhappy status. It is sure the coin will flip, the spring will come , the birds will chirrup, and you will win. So enjoy the life at every stage. Your failures will not be accounted if you welcome them with a smile. House the sporty spirit in your soul. Play with each of the problem and I'm sure you will court the ball. Let the circumstances hit you, hit you hard. But you dont kneel. Keep moving, keep going and the nasty circumstance will succumb.
 
Trust me fellas! You are born to win!!! You are born happy!!! You are precious my dear!!!!

Hioy'oy Hoi Polloi
JJJ

Pappu Can Love , YaaYaa!!!


Who says Pappu can't love saala??
Our Pappu can love yaara!!!
YYY

Pappu got admission in college. Yes!! Pappu pass ho gaya  in the pre-engineering test. He stepped out of his Pappu-land to embark on his new journey. New place, new faces, new chicks (:P), new books (:D) Pappu was all ready to attend his very first class in this new college.

First Year

New sun, New day.
First class.

Came in the professor. A tall man with big eyes and no books in hands.
"Perhaps professors here are more intelligent or have rather ate all of the books all these years",thought Pappu.

The man ran his eyes through the class. Among all, our  Pappu stood different. Pants lingering above the socks, white socks peeping out of the black shoes and pants covered with an oversized tee shirt. This was our outstanding Pappu.

"Yes! Boss!!!", called the prof. pointing at Pappu.
"I forgot my book in my cabin. Get it", ordered the prof.
"He is not intelligent", sighed Pappu, "What will he teach me now? ".

He rushed through the corridor to get the book." I should get back to the class before the prof. pours out his gyaan", worried Pappu took long fast steps.

He knocked at the door saying Prof. Ranga Nath.

"Yesss ! Come in", came the voice.

Pappu stepped inside and turned stone.

A beautiful Lady was hassling with the computer. ( Yes! this is a desktop. No laptop. No tablet. It's long-ago Pappu time. )

Her black long tresses cascaded down her waist. Wearing a pink checkered shirt over a frilled white skirt, she seemed one of the Jaismine, Oh! Daisy, Oh! Snow white. Yes! she seemed one of the fairy Pappu studied in his bed-time stories. He glued his gaze on the debonair beauty until she raised her eyes to check Who is in?

"Yes! what do you want?", asked the Snow White.
"YOU", how hard Pappu wanted to say this but Alas!
"Book", came out from his chord pushing aside the yearning "YOU".
"Oh!! Dad forgot it again. Here it is.", as she said , all the bells stopped ringing, the gentle zephyr got freezed and Pappu got a jerk.
"Dad?? She is prof's daughter", mumbled Pappu.

Shattered Pappu lifted the book (seemed like carrying 14.2 kg cylinder), dragged his feet and with a heavy heart reached the door.

"Hey! wait", called Miss Daisy, Oh! sorry Snow White from behind.

Pappu got filled with joy and happiness. The broken heart got fixed again. The drooped shoulders went straight and turned behind the Hunk- Pappu.

"Do you know how the internet works?",asked the lady. ( Internet was a newly introduced chapter then.)
"Yes! I do", bragged Pappu grinning his teeth.
"Actually I need to send my report", she said.
"Medical report??", thought Pappu. ( See how fast his brain runs.)
"Which Report", he asked.
"Indian history to my prof. sitting in Delhi", she answered.
Breathed Pappu in relief, "Oh!! history student."
"Yes! I'm here for a few days and using dad's free internet to the best"', she winked.

Yes! Snow white winked, Pappu blushed. Looked down and stared at his shoes.
The laces looped like eight. ( Nerdy brain!)

He gathered courage and looked straight, "But you don't know internet, right?".
"But you know, right?", she cheekily said.

Pappu was filled with confidence for she reposed in him.

"Yes! I do", said he adjusting his spects on his nose.
"Can my technical skills get me a sweet heart?", questioned Pappu to his heart.
"Go on Paeepee", called his heart.

Double click, pop-up, click, typing, click, attaching, click, SEND.

"Here you go", said Pappu.
"So simple it is.", she said.
"Yes it is.", smiled Pappu.
"But I hate computers. So am poor at it.", blurted Snow white.

Stonned was Pappu. Bleeding red. He was going to be a Computer Engineer after all. The heart broke down to pieces. No Fevicol could bring the pieces together this time.

"Keep trying. You will learn it", were Pappu's parting words. An intellect bye. ( you see)

Day and night Pappu slogged in. Shattered Pappu had only books to lean on. After all Computer Science was his first love.
Will this love envy his second love??? Pappu often regretted for being a CS engineer.

Days went on. Nights passed with both the loves lingering in his mind.

The Snow white popped in the scene again in her vacation. She joined the ' Ringa Ringa computer classes'. And so do Pappu to make both the loves shake hands.

She bloomed more and more with each passing class. Pappu sat behind gazing her ripple flairs.

Usual chit-chats, hello, hii, whats up commenced in the class. Pappu drove close to her in the problem class. Solving her questions, clearing her doubts, Pappu honed the computers everytime.

The first year ended this how.

Second Year

Came the second year and Pappu buttered the prof. with his scores. ( See! you have to impress the father-in-law first). But Snow white was lost somewhere. Pappu searched for her on internet but alas!she hated the net. No profile.No contact. Passed yet another year.

Third Year

The third year striked and snow white appeared. Yet another vacations. This year she looked more enchanting than ever. Pappu felt timid to approach her. Just watched her steps which stopped at 'Ringa Ringa computers' again.

"This one month course is for internet learning", said she when Pappu asked her what brought her here again.
"Hmm..The previous Basic course went fine. So internet this time", retorted Pappu.

Pappu didn't enroll for the classes. Why would he?? Afterall he was the master of internet. He joined previously just for her. But this time he waited for her outside the class.

It was her birthday. (Lucky Pappu! Her b'day fell in vacation.)
Sad was she. For no friends in hometown. All college buddies were busy in their own town.

Pappu took this chance and asked her for ' Ponga Pool Restro'. She agreed and they went for celebration. Pappu was nervous. First time he was going on an avowed date. He was sweating. He was shaking. But still accompanying her.

The cake and candles, clapping and wishes was all they did in the first phase. Came the second phase when Pappu yearned to put his heart before her. A night before he had prepared all the dialogues he would say to her in his confession. But heck! he couldn't remember any of them now.

He initiated,"It is good you are learning computers".
"Yes! Pacing with the technology is good", she said.

A little blah-blah.

But all this while Pappu's heart was beating in his ears. He was sweating. He was shaking.

"Thank-you for helping me", Snow white said.
"Oh!! my pleasure everytime". Pappu was still preparing the words to push out of his chord but what came out was, " My CPU usage goes 100% when I'm with you".

"Haha",she chuckled.
Pappu shocked.

"Yes! Yes! you will keep scoring 100%. I'm with you.", she smiled.

Oh!! Poor Pappu was mistook. The history student didn't know what CPU usage is? She took it as some subject or something as nuts and bolts.
Pappu's broken heart broke down into double the pieces.

Fourth Year

Pappu was still hoping of tying his love ends. Waiting for Snow white's vacation made Pappu drool around.
This time it was Pappu's birthday. Pappu is damn lucky boy!!!
She asked him to go back to 'Ponga Pool Restro'.
Again a cake and candles, wishes and celebrations formed the first phase. Came the second phase and Pappu wretched again.

"Hey! What is your CPU score?", she initiated.
He gathered courage and said, "75%".
"What? this low?", she was dismayed.
"Yes! you are not with me", drooped Pappu.

She placed her hand on Pappu's hand. Pappu was shocked and got rejuvenated with her soft touch. Electrifying moment for Pappu.

"What is the score now?", she asked.
"100%",Pappu exclaimed.
"Oh! why you took it so long Pappu ??"
He just stared and stared and winked at her. ( Oh!! Pappu- the hunk).

"I studied CPU usage this vacation and got hold of your brainy statements and hearty feelings".
"That's so sweet of you Snow white". (Yes! Pappu had been calling her all these years with this name only.)

"You know what is my nick name?"
Ah!! an out-of-the-blue question in a romantic scene.
"No", Pappu said blankly.
"They call me Kappu with love".

"Oh!! I love you Kappu", Pappu jumped from his couch, held her hand and bent down on his knees. This time he looked straight into her eyes and asked," Will you make my CPU usage 100% for lifetime??"

She nodded in yes. Kappu blushed and Pappu was floored.

Finally at the end of the engineering, Pappu tied both his loves (Computer and Snow white) in a knot called HEART. Happily ever after were Pappu and Kappu with 100% score on their CPU meter.

YYY                              YYY                                 YYY

P.S. Engineers are crazy.They see technical in everything around them. Well CPU usage shows CPU's capacity at any given time on multi-tasking environment. So 100% means full utilisation of CPU. Although 100% CPU usage should be avoided but as they say Everything is fair in love and war.
Pappu was damn lucky! you will say ,but you should also know looks and weight turn out to be mere numbers when you are in real love. That's why Snow white was hooked to the nerdy Pappu.
So a very  happy Valentine week to you all.
Feel the love, Live the love and Love the Love.
         
Hioy'oy Hoi Polloi
JJJ
This post is a part of Write Over the Weekend, an initiative for Indian Bloggers by BlogAdda

Thursday

Who is Sad Today???



The toy broke into pieces today.The baby is sad.
The teacher punished the child today. He is sad.
The father slapped his son. He is sad.
The boy was not allowed to bat. He is sad.
The mother cooked dal today. The children are sad.
The timetable got announced today. The student is sad.
The mobile is not ringing today. The girl is sad.
Dude missed the action thriller today. He is sad.
The new trendy lipstick is out of stock today. The woman is sad.
Piled up files to be finished today. The man is sad.
Maid didn't come today. The housewife is sad.
Internet is not working today. The guy is sad.
No customer today. The shopkeeper is sad.
No breaking news today. The reporter is sad.
No ice-cream to relish today. The girl is sad.
No drink today. The rummy is sad.
No new dress for party tonight. The diva is sad.
No bell tolls today. The priest is sad.
No deals today. The businessman is sad.
No win today. The gambler is sad.
Friends are not in reach today. The dame is sad.
The Saddy is happy today. The Happy is sad.

Hioy'oy Hoi Polloi
JJJ

Wednesday

I'm a Girl


I'm a girl
It's my fault

Not allowed to walk
Not allowed to talk

Not permitted to laugh
Not permitted to dance

All in all live in four walls
All in all breathe in coals.

Did I asked to make me a girl?
Did I asked to break me whirl?

No offences
Yet punishments
All for me
Just for me
For I'm a girl.

No hanging out
No playing out
No disco
No movie
Cos I'm a girl.

They say I'm soft
They say I'm tender
I can get pricked
I can get hitched
For I'm a girl.

I can't speak my heart
Cos silence is my mark
I can't live free
Cos someone's eye is on me

Born slave
Lived in grave
Die in shame
Buried in flame

This is me
A girl
And that's my fault
Why I'm a girl???


Hioy'oy Hoi Polloi
JJJ

Bare Truth


For men may come
And men may go
But I go on forever.

January 12, 2013

He laid down to sleep for a while and kept sleeping forever. The air turned moist with tears. Loud cries and wailing for the irrecoverable loss made me more and more deaf. Was it all real or was all just an ostentatious display of sorrow and grief??? Here goes my heart wrenching experience of how people lament over such a loss to feign themselves as wearing the shoes of sympathy.

Eerie silence persisted throughout the porch leading to the room where he laid still just still.
Men in white standing in groups discussing about the timeline of the dead.

M1- He was such a nice person. God calls for good people soon.
M2- He was in so much pain. May his soul rest in peace.

Women lamenting, shedding tears, showing compassion, kind gestures overall. Behind the veil went long gossips, tearing apart the crumbled pages of dead's story.

W1- He had earned enough to descend to his next generation.
W2- Ahha!!! Rich people are often killed by greed.
W1- But he suffered from cancer.
W2- Three years the lump was seized in the body. Had he spend a few bucks then he would be alive today.
W1- But the reports didn't traced the lump.
W2- Ohh.

On the couch sat his son weeping helplessly. Staring at the bed where he took his last breath tears deluged his eyes. I went near him but was so shocked that a lump chocked my throat to utter anything. I just rushed to the other room to get hold of myself.

In the next room, sat the now-widow lady wrapped in a thin shawl absorbed in the convulsive flood.
Some few sat beside her consoling her. Then barged her young sister into the room and dropped herself onto her saying " Now what will happen?? Who will call her in the morning?? Oh my sister, poor sister."
I wondered if a person taken aback by shock can utter such piercy words to worsen the wound more.
Why did she need to say such striking words? Can't she just soothe the widow with a warm hand???

I pulled away the younger sister to pacify the air. Took her to other room. She continued crying for another ten minutes at her full pitch. All other women were just pondering over the family's history.
A few more minutes passed in the eerie silence.
"Arey! you are here in the town?", asked the a-few-minutes-before-wailing lady.
I was silent the whole time until she asked me. "Yes, at home."

"You have completed engineering, right?", popped in another grieving lady.
"Ya"
"Which discipline? Which college?" came the questions in speed.
"Mumma, gather yourself. Let's go", I blatantly said turning back to the ladies.

Disgusting! they are here to take an account of my life. Dare not see me as some material to be cockeyed soon.

Came the time when the body was carried for cremation. All the present mourning masses made the last pranam to the heavenly soul and I came back home.

What if I die tomorrow? Will they cry for me? Will they console my family too? Will they ask my brother what stream he is going to opt? Will I too become a closed chapter? Will I too live in just memories of a few??

Bewildered with thoughts all around, I tried to get back to normalcy. However his face kept hanging before me until I closed my eyes.

THE NEXT DAY

All the family members have come by now. Seemed more of a get-together. In the temple after doing with the rituals, sat everyone in the hall. New faces were lingering and introduction round geared in.

"I'm your so and so. Do visit us. You will have quality time with this family", said almost everyone whosoever I went near to.
 How hard I wanted to escape such a moment but it trapped me.
The display of wealth and prosperity again seemed on a go. Exchange of clothes and gifts (yes gifts as a token of his remembrance) with a lavish lunch set the entire family soon into the mood of chatter.

Are they here to enjoy or to lament or just to mark their presence. I hated the way tradition keeps people going for such a ceremony. The person is dead. Yet food is being organised. Yet gifts are being distributed. Yet chatter are initiated.

I can't take it this way. I asked mumma," Why this way?"
"Long sought tradition".
"Or perhaps merry-making of liberation of one more soul".

I was totally traumatized.

How happily people were satiating their stomach when one person was less to eat. How? Why?
I was feeling giddy.

A Few Days Later

The grieving family is back to path. Usual routine. Cooking, eating, sleeping, shopping, business, everything back as if nothing had happened.
Sometimes they feel his absence when there is no one to cheer for team India, when there is no one to scold, when there is no one to ask for tea. But since it's life. Life goes on and on. People move ahead.

But I still feel stucked at Jan. 12. Haven't I moved on? Or I'm escaping the truth? Or I'm afraid of such an end in disguise?

P.S. This post is directly coming from the deep of my heart. I perhaps don't know whether it reveals my immature face or hides my sorrow. It's just I wrote in a flow. I personally don't intend to hurt anyone or their feelings or mock at our culture and tradition. But still at the back of my mind I don't like it this way. I can't take it this way.

Hioy'oy Hoi Polloi

Tuesday

RIP- Book Review





About the book

Title: RIP
Author: Mukul Deva
Publisher: Westland Ltd
ISBN: 978-93-82618-19-5
No. of Pages: 286
Price : 200 INR
Genre: Fiction/Thriller

About the Author

Mukul Deva is an alumnus of LA Martiniere College, Lucknow,the National Defence Academy, Pune and the Indian Military Academy, Dehradun.He has authored eight more books.

Time After Time.. It All Happened (2000)
S.T.R.I.P.T.E.A.S.E : The Art of Corporate Warfare (2005)
M.O.D.E.L. : The Return of the Employee (2006)
Lashkar (2008)
Salim Must Die (2009)
Blowback (2010)
Tanzeem (2011)
The Dust Will Never Settle (2012)



Deva is called as "India's literary storm trooper" by the Business Standard. His book Lashkar is soon going to be a major motion picture. For more about him, visit his website www.mukuldeva.com


The Cover speaks

"You can smell the gunpowder. Such is the power of the words of Deva."
 
"Here comes India's Clancy or Ludlum or Forsyth."
 
"Vintage Deva.. Intense, engaging and dangerously addictive."
 
The appreciation of Deva's work by Giant Titans stir the readers to read his thriller fiction and transport themselves to a heart throbbing fable. The cover design shows a syringe and a bullet pointing towards each other. Well, these depict the civilian armament the K-team uses for its mission RIP.

Synopsis

R.I.P. The Resurgent Indian Patriots.
Self appointed guardians of a nation seething with anger at the endless scams and scandals rocking its very foundation. Vigilantes who vow to stop corrupt politicians and colluding civil servants. Even if it means killing them.

Colonel Krishna Athawale and his Special Forces officers rally to protect the country from the enemy within. They call themselves the K-Team. And no one is safe from their deadly intent.

Hellbent on stopping them is Raghav Bhagat, rogue para commando, gun for hire and Krishna's bete noir.

Caught in the cross-fire is Vinod Bedi, Special Director, CBI. Reena Bhagat, a glamorous news anchor, embittered by her husband's betrayal. And two young boys, Sachin and Azaan, torn apart by the loss of a parent.

Review

The book talks about the corruption, scams, corrupt judges, politicians and the arms dealer, social activist Hazarika, Sheila Kaul, the National Democratic Congress, Party President residing at 10 Janpath, Lalit Yadav , chief minister of Bihar and his brother-in-law Sheru Yadav and many more which can be easily co-related to the contemporary scenario.

As the author quotes-
This book was born out of an extreme sense of anger and shame. Anger at the appalling, naked greed so shamelessly displayed by the Indian political class. And the shame that they happen to be fellow-Indians.
This sets the mood of the reader to soak himself into the fiction.

The story starts with the commencement of Mission RIP by the K-team under Colonel Krishna Athawale. They plot the assassination of Sheru Yadav, right hand of the chief minister of Bihar.The civilian technology they adhere to in order to avoid the suspect is pretty interesting.
They carry out similar blows at Chennai and Pune simultaneously. Giving a major setback to the government, the RIP blows its cornet against the enemy within the gates. Asking the government to comply to its demands, the K-Team keeps making the headlines. Now begins the rough-and-tumble fight between the government and K-Team. Read through to find out Who wins? Does the K-Team succeeds in redefining the country outline? Or the government connives to bury the RIP?
 
The story also blows the love breeze between Colonel Athawale and news anchor Reena Bhagat. Both are married and have a son each but are left alone by the tides of time. Will they be able to confess their love and drive the children together, all four of them in the same car? The story ends with this love-note rather than a patriotic-note.
 
Teethered on the edge of reality, RIP will keep you turning pages late into the night.

In a Nutshell

The book will hook you right from the beginning and get you going through each and every plot the K-Team lives to. Since the current scenario is very much same as that described in the book, it will keep you engrossed and make you think if such a K-Team should really exist??? This book is indeed a must read thriller fiction. So go for it Buys !!!

My rating - 4/5

Hioy'oy Hoi Polloi
JJJ
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Sunday

Blueprint For Change

A nation comprises its citizens and every citizen contributes in the making of his nation. If we look around us, we will find the monstrous problems are taking birth in our home only. Inhibit them from breathing free and strangle these devils to make ourselves and our nation breathe free.

Time: 5:00 a.m.

"Sneha! wake up.", calls her mother," Water is about to come. Get ready with the pitcher -pot."
She groggily walks out of her bed. Eyes are still half -closed or say half- open. Sprinkles cold water on her face to shake off the clinged lethargy. Hustles through the morning chores- filling water, preparing morning tea, collecting news-paper, getting herself ready for the coaching classes.

Time: 5:45 a.m.

"Ok I'm leaving for classes. Bye!", says sneha pedaling the cycle to her way.
On the way...
Whistles.. Whistles..Whistles ... as she crosses the Thadi ( small tea-shop by the roadside). She seems to be deaf stone and makes fast on her way.
Aligning her cycle amidst the scooties and bikes, she runs for her class.

Time: 6:00 a.m.

"Today the Director will take the class and tell you about the admission process and various pinnacle institutes you should apply to as per your scores.", announced  the madam.

"You should work smart rather than hard to reserve your seat in the much coveted institutes. Everything depends on your D-day performance. Keep yourself cool and maximise your score. Also this year the tution fees has got a hike and is likely to crawl upwards in the next coming years also. So grab your seat now itself to avoid any financial hinderance.", the director was talking of some success stories and then ended up motivating the students to give their best.

But Sneha was left more of baffled.
"This time if 'm not gonna make through then 'm completely out of the scene. Moreover the hike has exacerbated our condition. Wasn't born General enough of a mistake???", bemoaned Sneha to her friend.

"Seriously yaar. This reservation and hike is gonna take toll on middle class", quipped her friend.
"Lucky you, a ST plus brainy-girl.", said Sneha.
"So are you, Miss Gen.", retorted her friend.

Lost in her future, Sneha made her way back to home.

Time: 7:00 a.m.

As she again passed by the Thadi, the whistles brought her back to the city. This time she wanted to
give a stern look but feared of being the next Nirbhaya ( Delhi rape 2012 victim). Ignoring the Roadside Romeos she pedalled fast to reach home.

"Wake up Raj", mother was calling from the kitchen.
Sneha walked in and found her brother still enjoying the warmth of quilt. She placed her frigid cold palms on his face. He shrieked and threw the pillow on her. She coldly walked out to help mother in preparing their lunch-boxes.

Grabbing her breakfast in one hand, turning the newspaper with other, she drank the milk ( a day-old milk) and handed the newspaper to father. She was also required to broom the floor to ease her mother's work. And she often did that without complaining. She found herself accustomed to this routine since years and now she had become a deft lady at all the chores.

Time: 7:30 a.m.

Raj was ready for the school and was blowing horn calling for Sneha.
"Today it's my turn", winked Sneha pointing to the scooty.
"Fine. Will give you at the turn else you will be scolded by papa", said Raj.
She rode pillion till the next crossover.
There Raj handed her the vehicle with the word of advice, " Stop in front of the Mishra stationery. From ther I'll take over. I don't wanna my friends mocking at me for being a pillion to you."

She nodded in agreement and rode her allotted path.

Time: 8:00 a.m.

"Today our school will be demonstrating against the government at Delhi gate seeking justice for the rape victim and asking for women safety", announced the principal.

"Wow!!! No classes for today. A piping hang-out", exclaimed her classmate.
"Ssshhh.", Sneha gestured.

The class assembled to make placards and nominate the leaders behind whom the students will march.

"So, everyone gear up. We are about to leave", announced the class-teacher.
"Sneha and Varun will lead XII-'C' and all of you should stay together. No here and there wanderings", instructed the teacher.

They all left for the school bus.
On the way a classmate poked Sneha," Stay together. Abide by the instructions."
She got her meaning and countered back," You better follow me."

At the India Gate there were several other schools demanding justice. The students dispersed under their leaders and began their shouting and clamouring.

"Look !they are so beautiful. Our school has got all of the trash. Poor we", accounted a boy to Varun.
"Are you here to dig your future??", asked Varun.
"Oh c'mmon, never lose an opportunity to hit right. Who knows she may be mine tomorrow", winked the boy.
" Shut-up. Put aside your eros atleast here", fumed Varun.
"Oh!! Chill man. I haven't raped her. You are seething for no reason", justified the boy.
"You better hold these placards or get back", warned Varun.


"Heck!! How dark she has slathered her eyes. Catch-Media eye -hungry girl", said Sneha's colleague.
"Are you here to take note of the fashion trends??", asked Sneha.
"She is here just to get the camera on her, I bet", said the girl.
"Disgusting", Sneha added her voice to the protest.

Time: 3:00 p.m.

The students had returned back to school and soon the bell rang.
"I'm waiting here for past five minutes", said Raj.
Sneha said nothing and sat on the back seat.
"So today you and Varun were the leaders. How went all?? ", asked Raj.
"Disgusting. People just show to be concerned with the tragedy when they are actually concerned with themselves more", said Sneha.
"Well, our class response was nice. And yes, we got eyes on some chicks too until Mr. Pandya packed up the scene",laughed Raj.
"It seems funny to you. You were there to see chicks. What makes you different from those rapists??", fumed Sneha.
"W**, you see me as a culprit", countered Raj.
"You need to be empathetic rather than sympathetic. Don't mess with me",Sneha blurted.

They had reached home.

"Take care of your Jhansi ki Rani", cried Raj to mother.
"What happened?", mother enquired.
"Your daughter was at India Gate today",said Raj.
"So was your son",came Sneha's reply.
"I have asked you guys not to go there. Situation is tense. Lathi-charge can bring you to bed", said their mother.

Sneha went to her room and wetted her pillow. She was pierced at the modern world outlook.

Raj left for his coaching on his scooty.

Time: 4:00 p.m.

"Mumma! I'm going to RTO office to get papa's licence renewed",said Sneha.
She reached the office and employed her form at one of the many shops in front of the office who promise to ease your work and get you the licence at the earliest.

Time: 5:00 p.m.

"Sneha! Beta get some vegetables. What will I cook today?", said her mother.
"I'm having a test tomorrow. Call up Raj to get some on his way back",said Sneha.
"Oh!! he won't get time. You study a little bit later",ordered her mother.
Sneha went to the grocery shop and bought some vegetables.


Time: 6:00 p.m.

"Hey!", tickled Raj. He was back from his class.
"Don't disturb. I'm studying", Sneha was irritated.

Time: 6:30 p.m.

Raj left for his yet another class. Gym class.

"Come up and help me", called the mother.
"Coming",Sneha closed her books and went to help mom in the dinner preparation.


Time: 9:00 p.m.

After the dinner and a little bit of T.V. everyone was back to their room.
Sneha signed into her Facebook account. Checked how many likes she got for her new profile pic.

Hush!! Only 75. Last one got over 100+ likes.
She changed her profile pic with bright colours this time.

Came Varun's like and a prompt comment, " Beautiful".

Then she updated her staus as " Shameful!!! Head hung low at India Gate. Stand up for a change."
Comments started pouring in.
Well done.
You too went for the protest??
Feeling pity for the nation.
Girls should be respected.
and a few more until she signed off .

PROBLEMS

1. Girls are still treated as a household creature .
Sneha was asked to do morning chores and evening too. And she never resisted.Raj was authorized to take scooty but Sneha wasn't.

2. Corruption
Sneha enrolls at the dealer-shop for licence renewal to ease her work. She is ready to pay but not to work.

3. Oral rape of our tradition.
W** uttered by Raj.

4. Costly education getting out of reach of the middle class.
Sneha is afraid of being left empty-handed at being a General and suspects if her family would let her go to the top institutes or she would have to satiate with an average institute.
Mind you- here brain doesn't matter. Only matters is your luck.

5. Self obsessed Creatures.
Everything seems to have shrunk to the virtual world of Facebook. When we are not aware of our neighbours but are interested more in the added friends.


 SOLUTION

'We'are the solution. Five problems, one solution.
Change yourself.
Awaken your soul.
Refresh your thought process.
Remove the mind blockages.
Welcome a whole new world.

Hioy'oy Hoi Polloi
JJJ
This post is a part of Weekend contest at BlogAdda.com in association with Chanakya's New Manifesto

SOMETIMES

Sometimes it's good to go mad
For you get time to run wild.

Sometimes it's good to look ugly
For you get to know how pretty you are.

Sometimes it's good to score low
For you know you can soar high.

Sometimes it's good to fight
For you get to know how much to adore.

Sometimes it's good being imperfect
For you know only HE is perfect.

Sometimes it's good to cry
For you know laugh is for tomorrow.

Sometimes it's good being alone
For you get to know who you behold.

Sometimes it's good to shout
For you let the silence break through.

Sometimes it's good to stop by roadside
For you get to know the misery of vagabonds.

Sometimes it's good to fall in love
For you get to feel your heart.

Sometimes it's good to fail
For you get to know your lack.

Sometimes it's good to break free
For you get to know your real self.

Sometimes it's good to write crap
For your reader's brain get a break.

Sometimes it's good to live
For you get to know you were just existing till now.


Hioy'oy Hoi Polloi
   JJJ


Thursday

Happiness Comes in Small Packets

Date: January 31, 2013
Time: 1:45 p.m.

Ting tong!!!
"Who's there???", I asked
"Courier", a voice called from outside
"Mumma!!! Book ! book!" I jumped from my place and rushed to collect my very first novel.
"Sign here." A little bit of formalities.

 
The courier boy handed over the cyan-envelope to me. The envelope was addressed to me with Blogadda label at the bottom.

Yeah!! Yuuhooooo. I received it. Truly, Happiness comes in small packets and I'm holding that packet.

Hey! people reading this. It's true that Blogadda cares for its bloggers. Provides them with opportunity now and then to come up and showcase their talent to all those likely bloggers and readers. Grab your copy now . Participate now. Who knows the next is you.

Right now I'm on cloud nine. Here comes my heartiest wishes for Blogadda team.

I'll be posting the review within next few days. Till then Happy Blogging Buys.


P.S. Generally we call our friends Guys, our fellow peers Puys. So why not to call our fellow bloggers Buys. :P :P :P


Hioy'oy Hoi Polloi
       JJJ

And He left for HIS Home


Unaware of the deadly Cancer he was in the best of his spirits.
Restlessly engrossed in his daily chores from dawn to dusk,
Making every effort to make a deal in profit ,
Calling his wife in the most amatory voice at the morning cup of tea,
Embrassing his grand-daughter to cast off his weary soul to a juvenile one,
Cheering Cricket Team of India at the loudest of his pitch.
Went his each day at just another day but was actually One more lucky day.
In his 50's he was more of a twenty.
Full of energy and vigour he was
That even the venom cringed into just a lump in lung.

Late 2012 he winced in pain
Was carried to docs to bring some relief
Went under the magnanimous machines
Vein blockage- said the report
An urgent operation -said the docs
Couldn't look through the greedy soul
Wanted just bucks to guise him sooth
A wrong operation brought everyone to worry
Cursing the saviour-turned-monster
Went to another human-God
Who assured to restore health
At the cost of a Little wealth
Were trapped by another mongoose
Came to know the lump was pinched
Spread the infection at every inch
Pay Doc and Take home
Sorry! That's all we could do.

Heck! an innocent had to pay for the guilty
Eight more days cringing and flinching
But all at the mute tone
Didn't let anyone know how much he cribbed
A promising smile - I'll come back
Laid on his face till the end.
A heavy breath on January 12 ahh
And he left for HIS home
Leaving his home
Knocked HIS door
To rest in peace.
Leaving us all.
Staring at the dark sky today
"Here I'm", says one twinkle
To cheer up every crinkle.

Hioy'oy Hoi Polloi
        JJJ
 

Tuesday

Captain's Thinking Cap

Life is iffy.
Shit happens but life goes on and on.


These are the words of Capt. (Ex.) Rajat Mishra – an ex- NDA, ex -Army officer and IIM Ahmedabad alumnus who was not born as a prodigy but went on to become a Living Legend, who was born as a righty but chose to be a lefty and became ambidextrous. Sometimes there comes a time in your life when you are completely depressed and dismayed, your fire is extinguished and an external flame is needed to rekindle your lamp. He is one such lamp who keeps on kindling the blown out ones with his own flame. He lights to light up others. It's said Good things happen to Good people. But when I came to know Mr. Rajat, I realized Good things are made to happen by Good people.

I never knew I would be coming across some of the chosen few. And he stands amongst those chosen few. I hereby take extreme pride to dedicate this post to the chivalric knight Mr. Rajat Mishra. I am extremely grateful to Pagalguy which made me land on his space and imbibe myself with an all-new zeal and exuberance.

While I was surfing Pagalguy threads for admission related queries, I found a puy who was completely disheartened and shattered for his poor results. The MOD provided him with this link autobiography of Rajat Mishra . I nonchalantly went through this link and within a few minutes, I was flabbergasted to find such a Real Hero who hasn't succumbed to any of the blockades and went on to win each of it. At every inch, he was brought down to his knees by this iffy life but as he says Shit happens but Life goes on and on. And he too went on to be crowned as the winner. I was highly actuated to read his autobiography and the responses from across the world. He has inspired thousands of dispirited hearts and is treading on towards millions. I was so moved to read him that I decided to dedicate this post to him and contribute in reaching him to millions. Please accept my tribute, Sir.


Coddled in the teenage fun
Was a boy from Jabalpur
Enjoying life with candyfloss
Was he glossed in the merry rain?

But a candy unwrapped bitter
His brave father smilingly succumbed to Leukaemia
First time he realized
He too stood in the OTHERS' circle
Those Others who are subjected to all the vagaries and uncertainties
Dealing with the misfortunes was his turn now.

Shouldered with the responsibility of
A brave mother and a sweet sister
He went on to complete father's last wish.
Joined the prestigious NDA
Became a cadet
Three (plus one) year of hardships
Garnished with fun, fervour
Delight and discipline
Came out the Lieutenant
With the cap in air
And stars on the shoulder.
The  10+2-3 degree (torture)
Got commissioned in the army corps of EME.

Seemed the weather has changed
Salubrious breeze flew
Stupid cupid too struck his bow
Love and life both were in full swing
When suddenly the tractor got hold of him
Dismantled he was transported to docs.

He woke up after five long days
When Tsunami hit the nation
He was hit by the surgical action
Amputated right hand, broken teeth, plastered legs
Was all he managed
But didn't wallow for the irrecoverable loss
Instead asked for a chocolate shake.

Making everyone smile was his prime aim
While doing stunts on the wheel chair
Stupefied everyone in the hospital.
The officers gave him two choices
A stagnant Continual or another career withholding the army rank.
He chose the latter and battled against life once again
To search for new options.

Sister came to his rescue
Decided to go back to school
But this time a big B-school.
Slogging day and night for three months
In Pune army camp
He became a student again
Learning, forgetting, revising
Became his daily routine.

Puys on one hand
Determination on the other
Crowned him with a good score
In GMAT(740) and CAT.
That was all to embark on glad.

IIM-A over ISB was a wise decision
For he was a newbie in management
Two years in WIMWI was a bumpy ride
With mammoth mugging and loss of first love
But skidded smooth when
Cupid struck right this time
Seeking the blessings of one and all
Was he happily married for then and ever
Blessed with his angel daughter
A proud father is he now
Proudly puts on his Captain's Cap
To salute the life with a serene smile.

Ciao people!!!
Ciao life!!!

JJJ

Thursday

Happiness Baked in Steam

 When a cakeoholic meets a chocolate cake, a lifelong romance begins. YY
 
I always look for an occasion to visit a Bakery and feed the spirit of confectionery growing brassy in me with each passing day. Came the New year and pangs of cake savouring started hitting me hard.But this time I didn't want to go for a market-baked cake as always and then placate my stomach to digest the unhygienic piece. Since it's new year ,so I set the resolution to eat hand-baked cake only. Now for a girl like me always staying at an inch from the kitchen, the baking seemed a herculean task and that too without Mom's help (She resolved not to help me in my debut cooking ).The absence of oven from our kitchen exacerbated my already helpless condition. This was an unavowed challenge from my Mom which I had to win anyhow. I kick-started towards the kitchen to show my amateur culinary art. As I embarked on the baking - project, I saw a number of speed bumps coming in my way.

Obstacles

1. No ingredient in the store.
2. No magazine to refer for the recipe.
3. No oven for baking.
4. No helping hand.
 
The Battle Begins
 
The only saviour GOOGLE-baba came to my rescue (but this time it's for the kitchen project). I hurriedly googled for the cake recipe. The search results showed up with numerous links. But all asked to bake the cake in oven in one of the steps of their recipe. I filtered the search with the tag, Bake eggless cake without oven. This time the search brought out some good links. I rushed to a few of them to note down the ingredients first. The english links said Plain Flour as one of the ingredients. Now What the hell plain flour is?? The flour(used to make chappatis) is always plain and not any concoction. So I filtered my search with an additional tag of "In Hindi " to the title.
Finally I landed onto a site telling me in hindi how to bake without oven. The chef has recommended the use of a pressure cooker. I found it quite relieving to eventually get the entire procedure ( as in my Lab experiments) listed step-by-step.
Finally cake mil gaya
 Now with the information collected , I headed for the market to get all the ingredients. The list was as follows:
1. Baking powder.
2. Plain flour ( maida, Finally I got to understand :P )
3. Sugar ( already found in the kitchen, needn't to buy it)
4. Butter
 5. Aluminium Foil ( not available in my kitchen )
 
Now when I went to the market and asked for the stuff. The shopkeeper provided all except the baking powder and said, " Baking powder to nahi hain, Baking soda chalega?? ".
I was puzzled what to do whether to abide by the online chef's recipe or go with the Jugaad technique. I stared the shopkeeper with a quizzing look and after a while said, " Acha rehne dijiye. Aage se le lungi." He packed the other and handed over to me.
I looked for the Baking powder at a few more shops but it was my Luckiest Day, so none of them had in the store. While I trudged through the street , the chemistry gyaan pinged me. Baking powder is Sodium Bicarbonate needed to make the cake fluffy with the release of carbon-di-oxide. So may be in the usual lingo, they are calling it Baking Soda. 'Baking' is common in both (words) so I should buy it. :P kuch bhi ho, hai to baking hii ( Difference between baking powder and baking soda)

I went back and bought the soda.

Coming back to the home, I puffed myself in front of my Mom on successful completion of Part-I. She chuckled under her shawl. I went ahead to accomplish my project.

Modus Operandi

I put all the ingredients in a bowl and battered them untill the mixture became a bit fluffy and devoid of any lumps. I didn't abided by the exact procedure set out by chef. Afterall I'm not going to present the cake to Kate Middleton .:P It has to be consumed by me and a little turn away won't restrict the carbon dioxide from escaping :D So, I was ready with the mixture. I put a little water in the pressure cooker and allowed it to heat up. Meanwhile, I cut wide the biscuit wrapper and spread it upside down ( from inside it looks like aluminium foil only :P ) in the steel bowl ( no aluminium bowl and was not allowed to buy one , so another jugaad ). I removed the whistle of the cooker and closed it.
Afte 20 minutes I checked the stuff with a knife. It didn't stick.
Hurray!!! I baked the cake.
Hot cake!!
Mouth watering!!

I took out the bowl, cut out a piece , spread the melted Dairymilk silk over it and garnished with some butter and clicked !!! (First pic is to be recorded for history, cake ki muhdikhai )


And my tongue was ready to savour the my-cooker-made-cake. And I gulped a hot bite.
Hmm, it tasted like a sweet dhokla with khaman-like perforations making it look like a perfect cake. Keeping aside the little-bit-distorted-taste, my first cake gathered lots of praise and I am too happy to eat it. Now I dream of participating in Ultimate Cake Off after mastering this art.
Till then Happy Baking!!
J J J
 

Tuesday

भारत माँ की बेटी

 
 
मानवता की त्रासदी देख
जब आमजन सड़क पर उतरता है
तो एक गूंगा बहरा राष्ट्र अपनी पीठ मोड़ लेता है |


बहन की इज्जत लूटकर वह
जब है माँ का आशीष माँगता
तो क्यूँ नहीं तमाचा मरती उसे माँ ??


देवी की शरण में जाकर
बेटी न हो की मुराद माँगता
तो क्यूँ है वह बेटा कहलाता ??

पितृशक्ति की छाया में
जब करे वह अत्याचार
तो क्यूँ नहीं मातृशक्ति का त्रिशूल
करे उस पर वार??


नहीं चाहिए बहरूपिया भाई
जो माँ- बहन कहकर अस्मत की ही
कीमत लगाए |


हम है भारत माँ की बेटियाँ
उसकी हर पल की सहेलियाँ
बेटा बन रहा है भक्षक
बेटी ही बनेगी माँ की रक्षक
बेटी ही करेगी ऐसे भाई का नाश |


मैं हूँ मेरी माँ की इज्जत
मैं हूँ मेरी भारत माँ की बेटी |